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Mission Statement of the DanJanifesto

BUSINESS & MARKETING
West Virginia
The Future of Saab − Dan as Owner and CEO
Why Wolfgang Puck Should Be Dismembered
Press 7 If You´re About to Seriously Lose Your Shit
Class Warfare on My Way to Work
Tiger Woods Crisis Management
Talking Babies and the Future of Free Market Economics
The Soup Wars and Choosing a Cell Phone Plan
Corporations Liberated from Shackles of Oppression
Air Travel with a Decomposing Roadkill Elite Member
KFC´s Revolutionary Meat and Cheese
The Shake Weight − Give ´Em A Hand (for a) Job Well Done
Jammin´ with GE Capital
Voices in your Head − Not Just for Schizophrenics Anymore

REPORTS ON THE RIDICULOUS HUMAN CONDITION
The Search for the Perfect Vanity Plate (Video)
Review of The U−Haul EZ Loader 17 Foot Moving Van
Careers in Young Professional Active Living
Quality of Life Comparison − Boston vs. Washington DC
The Joy of the Long−Distance Relationship
The BlackBerry − Fashion Accessory Gone Horribly Awry
Hard Times and Rising Levels of Global Humility
The IROC−Z Jerk Ranking System
Nuke Their Ass and Take Their Gas
Self−Delusion Mitigation Services
Talk to Strangers − It´s Not So Bad
Why Non−Profits Have Made Me an Asshole
Reactions to the End of Time
Dungeons and Dragons, Sociopaths and Technology
We´re Not Gonna Take What Anymore?

TRAVEL AND ADVENTURE
Pros and Cons of Getting a Lobotomy
My First Gun Show (Video)
Assisted Living − Yes, I Am Ready
Meatfest 2009 (Video)
The Boston Fart Incident of 2009
Disney´s Neighborhood of Drooling, Mutated Trolls (Video)
Travel in West Africa − My Bus Trip to Segou
36 Hours in Michigan − The Charleviox Marathon (Video)
The City of Lights and Ozzie Osborne
A Carbo−Loader´s Guide to Chicken Parms in Boston
Freedom from X−Ray Photos of our Anonymous Junk

THINGS THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN I AM ANOINTED KING
Wasted Gambling Addict Funding for our Schools
Muzak and the Fall of Humanity
Gay Marriage in California
Arguing − Why We Should Be More Like the French
The Debate Over the Debate Over Twitter
Pink Slips on Sesame Street − Why Elmo Should be Canned
A Four Word Solution to All That´s Wrong with Organized Religion
Death to the Car Alarm (Sound Recording)
Living Without a TV
A Plug for Environmental Living From An Environmental Fatalist
The Golden Rule − Don´t Be A Dick
Food Inc. − My Afternoon as a Vegetarian
Big Hitter, the Lama − My Buddhist Awakening

RUNNING
Running − Why I Have Drunk the Kool-Aid
Marathon Review Travelogue
Corporate Challenge 2009 − The Running of the Pasty Accountants
36 Hours in Michigan − The Charleviox Marathon (Video)
Breathing Oxygen for a Cure − Fundraising Gone Wild
Marathon Matrix − Free Beer and Running for God

VIDEOS
The Search for the Perfect Vanity Plate
My First Gun Show
Meatfest 2009
Disney´s Neighborhood of Drooling, Mutated Trolls
36 Hours in Michigan − The Charleviox Marathon

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